Please feel free to leave your favorite versions of these rhymes and sayings in the comments of each post. Be sure to include your geographic location and approximate time you learned the rhyme.
Mother fucker titty sucker two balled bitch
your mother’s in the kitchen cookin red hot shit
your daddy’s in jail
your brother’s in hell
your sister’s on the corner sayin pussy pussy pussy for sale
-Mike, Idaho
We always called each other “Motherfucking titty-sucking two-balled bitch” in grade school. I don’t know where it ever came from.
Comment By: Turd Burglar
June 3rd, 2010 at 10:23 am
Wow. Wow. Haven’t heard that in ages.
But my young ears parsed:
Mother fucking titty sucking doo-ball bitch
Your mother’s in the kitchen cooking red hot shit
Your daddy’s in jail raising a whole lotta hell
And your sister’s on the corner saying “My pussy’s for sale!”
Comment By: jerz
August 17th, 2010 at 9:26 am
I learned it as:
Motha fucka titty sucka two ball bitch.
Your motha’s in the kitchen cooking red hot shit.
Your dad’s in jail, fuckin for bail.
Your sister’s on the corner with her pussy for sale.
Comment By: Me
September 18th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
Evidently, there’s multiple versions of the little ditty. I learned it in grade school as:
Mother fucker titty sucker two balled bitch
Going ’round the corner sucking people’s dicks
Mama’s in the the kitchen making red hot shit.
Can’t remember the rest.
Comment By: Dave
October 1st, 2010 at 8:51 pm
OMFG!! The 1st time I heard that was in fuckin’ grade school in 1979 from this kid named Virgilio. He leaned over to me, and whispered the whole thing into my ear and as soon as I heard it the 1st time, I was like, “Say that again!!”. After the 2nd time of hearing it all the way through, it stuck in my head like it had been forged into my mind, hehe!! The version I heard was as follows:
Mutha Fucka, Tittie Sucka, Two Balled Bitch!! Your Mommas’ in the kitchen cookin’ Red Hot Shit!! You Brothas’ in Jail, Your Daddys’ in Hell, Your Sisters’ on the corner singing, “Pussy For Saaaaaaale!!”
8v))
Comment By: Yarko
January 10th, 2011 at 1:11 pm
Seriously? Who are these kids that tell other kids this shit? And where did they hear it from? I never told anyone about it.
Mother fuckin’ titty suckin’ two ball bitch
You got a ping pong ass like a son of a bitch. (yeah, rhyme with the same word. nice job, kid. ya blew it.)
your daddy’s in jail,
your brother’s in hell,
your sister’s ’round the corner saying “pussy for sale.”
What a lovely person who came up with that one.
Comment By: Bill P
January 15th, 2011 at 8:13 am
I recall this going back to the 70s in Staten Island.
Comment By: ribo
February 2nd, 2011 at 1:18 am
everyone has their own version.
its regional
Comment By: rusty mack
April 20th, 2011 at 5:21 pm
i’m 26, i’m from Brooklyn, and I grew up saying “mother fucker titty sucker, two time bitch, every time I look at you my two balls itch”
no Idea where i heard it, but i was definitely too young to be saying things like that, I distinctly remember going home and asking my mother in 4th grade”whats a faggot? and Whats a nigger?” and she almost smacked the words right out my mouth, but thought better of it and explained the horrors of bigotry to me right there…
Comment By: Freddie's Dead
April 20th, 2011 at 5:35 pm
In Detroit back in the late 1960s it went:
Mother fucker, tittie sucker two-balled bitch,
Your mother’s got a pussy like a 226
Your father’s got a dick like a 229
Listen mother fucker don’t you talk about mine!
Comment By: in my prime
June 7th, 2011 at 8:47 pm
when I was young and in my prime
i used to jack off all the time now i’m older I’ve got more sense
I use a bullet hole in a brb wire fence.
grade school 1970′s
Comment By: in my prime
June 7th, 2011 at 8:58 pm
it was goddam mother fucker a two balled bitch your daddy got drunk and run off in a ditch now hes in jail you mommas sellin pussy for his bail your all going straight to hell
Comment By: big jeff
July 12th, 2011 at 9:13 pm
your a peanut butter, mother fucker two balled bitch, your mother is in the kitchen cooking red hot shit, your daddy’s in jail, your brother in hell and your sister is on the corner yelling pussy for sale!!!!!!
Comment By: eric
August 21st, 2011 at 7:10 pm
The version i heard in the early 80s was ‘Motha fuckin tittty suckin two balled bitch, with a ring around ya pussy that makes ya ass itch!’…5th grade was great!…lmao
Comment By: Buckets
August 23rd, 2011 at 9:30 pm
haha, in rhode island in the early 80′s i learned it this way:
you’re a goddamn motherfuckin’ titty bum bitch
your papa’s in hell
your brother’s in jail
your mama’s in the kitchen cookin’ red hot shit
your sister’s just around the corner sayin pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy for sale
Comment By: Nellie
September 8th, 2011 at 3:53 pm
wow I havent heard that song since…uumm around 1974..Yes im old school..lol..we sung it like daves comment..but we were little bad asses and thought we knew what the hell we were sing about..the ending of the song was.. “Your sister on the corner selling pussy for sale..I heard it on the movie I rent named Paul..I laughed my ass off when I heard it.. my 28 year old thought it was the shit!!
Comment By: Dave
September 20th, 2011 at 7:01 pm
The way I heard it was this:
Mother fuckin titty suckin two balled bitch. That ring around your pussy makes your asshole itch. Don’t talk about your mother, she’s a good old soul, football titties and rubber asshole.
Comment By: rcrc
September 25th, 2011 at 9:28 am
I learned it in the mid 1970′s in Central Florida as:
“Hey mother-fucker, you know who I mean
You motherfucking titty-sucking two balled bitch
your father’s in hell
your brother’s in jail
your mother’s in the kitchen cooking red hot shit
and your sister’s on the phone saying pussy for sale”
Comment By: Matt
January 11th, 2012 at 4:08 pm
Heard that in the early 80′s sometime around fourth grade in a tiny town in southeast Texas. That’s exactly how I heard it, word for word.
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Comment By: Bill P
January 14th, 2010 at 9:12 pm
You have it wrong. Here is the correct version:
Cocksucker mother fucker two balled bitch. Every time she passes my two ball itch.
Comment By: Sally Duke
April 18th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
You have it wrong as well. It’s “mother fucker titty sucker two time bitch, every time i look at you my two balls itch.
Comment By: Grub
May 22nd, 2010 at 11:29 pm
We always called each other “Motherfucking titty-sucking two-balled bitch” in grade school. I don’t know where it ever came from.
Comment By: Turd Burglar
June 3rd, 2010 at 10:23 am
Wow. Wow. Haven’t heard that in ages.
But my young ears parsed:
Mother fucking titty sucking doo-ball bitch
Your mother’s in the kitchen cooking red hot shit
Your daddy’s in jail raising a whole lotta hell
And your sister’s on the corner saying “My pussy’s for sale!”
Comment By: jerz
August 17th, 2010 at 9:26 am
I learned it as:
Motha fucka titty sucka two ball bitch.
Your motha’s in the kitchen cooking red hot shit.
Your dad’s in jail, fuckin for bail.
Your sister’s on the corner with her pussy for sale.
Comment By: Me
September 18th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
Evidently, there’s multiple versions of the little ditty. I learned it in grade school as:
Mother fucker titty sucker two balled bitch
Going ’round the corner sucking people’s dicks
Mama’s in the the kitchen making red hot shit.
Can’t remember the rest.
Comment By: Dave
October 1st, 2010 at 8:51 pm
OMFG!! The 1st time I heard that was in fuckin’ grade school in 1979 from this kid named Virgilio. He leaned over to me, and whispered the whole thing into my ear and as soon as I heard it the 1st time, I was like, “Say that again!!”. After the 2nd time of hearing it all the way through, it stuck in my head like it had been forged into my mind, hehe!! The version I heard was as follows:
Mutha Fucka, Tittie Sucka, Two Balled Bitch!! Your Mommas’ in the kitchen cookin’ Red Hot Shit!! You Brothas’ in Jail, Your Daddys’ in Hell, Your Sisters’ on the corner singing, “Pussy For Saaaaaaale!!”
8v))
Comment By: Yarko
January 10th, 2011 at 1:11 pm
Seriously? Who are these kids that tell other kids this shit? And where did they hear it from? I never told anyone about it.
Mother fuckin’ titty suckin’ two ball bitch
You got a ping pong ass like a son of a bitch. (yeah, rhyme with the same word. nice job, kid. ya blew it.)
your daddy’s in jail,
your brother’s in hell,
your sister’s ’round the corner saying “pussy for sale.”
What a lovely person who came up with that one.
Comment By: Bill P
January 15th, 2011 at 8:13 am
I recall this going back to the 70s in Staten Island.
Comment By: ribo
February 2nd, 2011 at 1:18 am
everyone has their own version.
its regional
Comment By: rusty mack
April 20th, 2011 at 5:21 pm
i’m 26, i’m from Brooklyn, and I grew up saying “mother fucker titty sucker, two time bitch, every time I look at you my two balls itch”
no Idea where i heard it, but i was definitely too young to be saying things like that, I distinctly remember going home and asking my mother in 4th grade”whats a faggot? and Whats a nigger?” and she almost smacked the words right out my mouth, but thought better of it and explained the horrors of bigotry to me right there…
Comment By: Freddie's Dead
April 20th, 2011 at 5:35 pm
In Detroit back in the late 1960s it went:
Mother fucker, tittie sucker two-balled bitch,
Your mother’s got a pussy like a 226
Your father’s got a dick like a 229
Listen mother fucker don’t you talk about mine!
Comment By: in my prime
June 7th, 2011 at 8:47 pm
when I was young and in my prime
i used to jack off all the time now i’m older I’ve got more sense
I use a bullet hole in a brb wire fence.
grade school 1970′s
Comment By: in my prime
June 7th, 2011 at 8:58 pm
it was goddam mother fucker a two balled bitch your daddy got drunk and run off in a ditch now hes in jail you mommas sellin pussy for his bail your all going straight to hell
Comment By: big jeff
July 12th, 2011 at 9:13 pm
your a peanut butter, mother fucker two balled bitch, your mother is in the kitchen cooking red hot shit, your daddy’s in jail, your brother in hell and your sister is on the corner yelling pussy for sale!!!!!!
Comment By: eric
August 21st, 2011 at 7:10 pm
The version i heard in the early 80s was ‘Motha fuckin tittty suckin two balled bitch, with a ring around ya pussy that makes ya ass itch!’…5th grade was great!…lmao
Comment By: Buckets
August 23rd, 2011 at 9:30 pm
haha, in rhode island in the early 80′s i learned it this way:
you’re a goddamn motherfuckin’ titty bum bitch
your papa’s in hell
your brother’s in jail
your mama’s in the kitchen cookin’ red hot shit
your sister’s just around the corner sayin pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy for sale
Comment By: Nellie
September 8th, 2011 at 3:53 pm
wow I havent heard that song since…uumm around 1974..Yes im old school..lol..we sung it like daves comment..but we were little bad asses and thought we knew what the hell we were sing about..the ending of the song was.. “Your sister on the corner selling pussy for sale..I heard it on the movie I rent named Paul..I laughed my ass off when I heard it.. my 28 year old thought it was the shit!!
Comment By: Dave
September 20th, 2011 at 7:01 pm
The way I heard it was this:
Mother fuckin titty suckin two balled bitch. That ring around your pussy makes your asshole itch. Don’t talk about your mother, she’s a good old soul, football titties and rubber asshole.
Comment By: rcrc
September 25th, 2011 at 9:28 am
I learned it in the mid 1970′s in Central Florida as:
“Hey mother-fucker, you know who I mean
You motherfucking titty-sucking two balled bitch
your father’s in hell
your brother’s in jail
your mother’s in the kitchen cooking red hot shit
and your sister’s on the phone saying pussy for sale”
Comment By: Matt
January 11th, 2012 at 4:08 pm
Heard that in the early 80′s sometime around fourth grade in a tiny town in southeast Texas. That’s exactly how I heard it, word for word.