Please feel free to leave your favorite versions of these rhymes and sayings in the comments of each post. Be sure to include your geographic location and approximate time you learned the rhyme.
Old Ronnie Reagan was a good old man.
He washed his face with a frying pan.
He jumped out the window with his dick in his hand
Saying “Hey motherfuckers, I’m Superman!”
-J. Rose, Philadelphia, PA,
Circa 1984
Hate to talk about your momma but you talk about mine,
She got a ring around her titty and a black behind
She jumped out the window with a dick in her hand
sayin “Look motherfucker, I’m superman!”
Hate to talk about your momma but she in my class
She got beep-beep titties and a ten-ton ass
She jumped out the window with a dick in her hand
sayin “Look, motherfucker, I’m superman!”
Hate to talk about your momma she a good old soul
She got a rawhide belly and a rubber asshole
She jumped out the window with a dick in her hand
sayin “Look, motherfucker, I’m superman!”
Travis H.
Irwin Ave Elementary, circa 1987
More verses were come up with spontaneously—these are just the canonical ones. I’ve never heard this anywhere else.
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Comment By: Travis Hodgdon
January 4th, 2011 at 1:32 am
We had the following:
Hate to talk about your momma but you talk about mine,
She got a ring around her titty and a black behind
She jumped out the window with a dick in her hand
sayin “Look motherfucker, I’m superman!”
Hate to talk about your momma but she in my class
She got beep-beep titties and a ten-ton ass
She jumped out the window with a dick in her hand
sayin “Look, motherfucker, I’m superman!”
Hate to talk about your momma she a good old soul
She got a rawhide belly and a rubber asshole
She jumped out the window with a dick in her hand
sayin “Look, motherfucker, I’m superman!”
Travis H.
Irwin Ave Elementary, circa 1987
More verses were come up with spontaneously—these are just the canonical ones. I’ve never heard this anywhere else.