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Poor Pistol Paul Pete

Posted on December 30th, 2009 by admin

Down the road came pistol paul pete
20 pounds of swinging meat

down the road came mary brown
she swore no man could lay her down

pistol paul pete got her in the grass
stuck his peter up her ass

mary brown let a fart
blew his peter half apart

down the road came pistol paul pete
20 pounds of shreded meat

Submitted by Kathie

Tags: butt, farts, meat, penis, sex | Category rhymes

3 Responses to "Poor Pistol Paul Pete"

Comment By: jenny matthews

January 5th, 2010 at 10:18 am

This is so funny the best on here i make fun of my friend mary of this lol your so smart how did u come up with this? just leave the answer on your own comment im gona show all my friends this XD
Comment By: craig martin

January 5th, 2010 at 10:19 am

lol lmfao
Comment By: Heather Brown

January 5th, 2010 at 10:21 am

lol so funny but my friends say heather brown let a big fart and blew his peter half apart

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