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Ain’t your mama pretty,
she got meatballs on her titty.
I took her to a party,
she turned around and farted.
I asked her why she did it,
she turned around and shitted.
We said these in grammar school (Catholic/NJ) in the late 60’s/early 70’s…ours went like this: “Ain’t your mama pretty, meatballs on her titty, scrambled eggs between her legs, ain’t your mama pretty.”…here’s another: “Your mother’s in the Army, your father’s in the Marines, your sister’s on the toilet bowl, bombing submarines.”
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Comment By: RJ
August 6th, 2010 at 1:40 pm
We said these in grammar school (Catholic/NJ) in the late 60’s/early 70’s…ours went like this: “Ain’t your mama pretty, meatballs on her titty, scrambled eggs between her legs, ain’t your mama pretty.”…here’s another: “Your mother’s in the Army, your father’s in the Marines, your sister’s on the toilet bowl, bombing submarines.”