Down by the station Where no one goes
Sat (girl’s name) without any clothes
Along came (boy’s name) swinging his chain
Down went his pants and out it came
3 months later all was well
6 months later it started to swell
9 months later out it came
A little baby (boy’s name) swinging his chain
-Tom, Deerfield, Illinois
Comment By: Big Tony
March 21st, 2011 at 10:04 pm
Over the hill came big-balled Pete,
With ninety pounds of swingin’ meat.
He laid down Sally in the big tall grass,
He shoved his meat right up her ass.
Sally cut loose with a mean old fart,
And blew his balls nine miles apart.
Now over the hill comes big-balled Pete,
With ninety pounds of shredded meat.
Tony
Batavia, IL 1990