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My friend Billy had a ten foot willy
And he showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake
And now it’s only four foot four.
-A. Nonymous, London England
I remember hearing this in about 2005 at an elementary school in Gilbert, AZ as:
There once was a genie with an eighty foot weenie
Who showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake
And now it’s six foot four!
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Comment By: Lefty
July 15th, 2011 at 4:20 pm
I remember hearing this in about 2005 at an elementary school in Gilbert, AZ as:
There once was a genie with an eighty foot weenie
Who showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake
And now it’s six foot four!