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Smokey the Bear

Posted on December 8th, 2009 by admin

Smokey the Bear,
You better comb your hair,
Or people come along
And strip you bare.

Have a beer,
Or kiss my rear!
Hey Smokey the Bear
You better comb your hair,
Or put on a hat,
Cause you look so fat…

And chubby,
And chubby,
And chu-u-u-ubby!
-Andy Faust

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