Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Dead baby parakeets
Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
And me without my spoon
Many variations exist. “[your name here]‘s Made of greasy, grimy…”, “chopped up liver meat” instead of “dead baby parakeets”, “french-fried eyeballs boiled in a pot of beans” instead of the second-to-last line, “oops, I forgot my spoon.”
-A. Robbins, Oklahoma
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