Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poopie in my eye. i don’t scream, i don’t cry. i thank the lord that cow’s can’t fly! -Juan
Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poopie in my eye. i don’t scream, i don’t cry. i thank the lord that cow’s can’t fly! -Juan
Ain’t your mama pretty, she got meatballs on her titty. I took her to a party, she turned around and farted. I asked her why she did it, she turned around and shitted. Dan B. Wyoming – Around 1984
Down the road came pistol paul pete 20 pounds of swinging meat down the road came mary brown she swore no man could lay her down pistol paul pete got her in the grass stuck his peter up her ass mary brown let a fart blew his peter half apart down the road came pistol [...]
Animated version of Diarrhea.
Whistle while you work Hitler was a jerk Mussolini bit his weenie now it doesn’t work -Jody, Newton, MA
Oh, you’re flying back home, and your pants are full of foam, DIARRHEA! Thanks to StinkFinger’s TSA rules post on FistOfBlog for this one.
Here’s one I learned in Newton, MA from three little girls I nannied Rip, rip, rip your pants gently down the seam, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily hear the ladies scream -Jody Gontoski, Newton, MA
this is my first dirty joke ever, that i learned in kindergarten in Greenbush, ME, which at the time i found quite hilarious because it contained the word “ding dong” Tigers have stripes all the way to their Ding Dong! Avon lady calling! -Jody, Newton, MA
Oh beautiful for smog filled skies and insecticided grain For strip mined mountains majesty above the asphalt plains. America, America, man’s shed his waste on thee. And hidden thine pines with billboards signs from sea to sludge filled sea. -Zoli Nazaari-Uebele, Orange County, CA
I wasn’t a member of this fraternity so I won’t be breaking any oaths by letting you in on it. It is a truly epic scatological chant Cocksucker, motherfucker Eat a bag of shit! Cunt hair douche bag suck your mother’s tit! (name of fraternity) is the best frat All the other’s suck (fraternity name [...]