Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poopie in my eye. i
don’t scream, i don’t cry. i thank the lord that cow’s
can’t fly!
-Juan
Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poopie in my eye. i
don’t scream, i don’t cry. i thank the lord that cow’s
can’t fly!
-Juan
Ain’t your mama pretty,
she got meatballs on her titty.
I took her to a party,
she turned around and farted.
I asked her why she did it,
she turned around and shitted.
Dan B. Wyoming – Around 1984
Down the road came pistol paul pete
20 pounds of swinging meat
down the road came mary brown
she swore no man could lay her down
pistol paul pete got her in the grass
stuck his peter up her ass
mary brown let a fart
blew his peter half apart
down the road came pistol paul pete
20 pounds of shreded meat
Submitted by Kathie
Animated version of Diarrhea.
Whistle while you work
Hitler was a jerk
Mussolini bit his weenie
now it doesn’t work
-Jody, Newton, MA
Oh, you’re flying back home, and your pants are full of foam, DIARRHEA!
Thanks to StinkFinger’s TSA rules post on FistOfBlog for this one.
Here’s one I learned in Newton, MA from three little girls I nannied
Rip, rip, rip your pants
gently down the seam,
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
hear the ladies scream
-Jody Gontoski, Newton, MA
this is my first dirty joke ever, that i learned in kindergarten in Greenbush, ME, which at the time i found quite hilarious because it contained the word “ding dong”
Tigers have stripes all the way to their
Ding Dong! Avon lady calling!
-Jody, Newton, MA
Oh beautiful for smog filled skies and insecticided grain
For strip mined mountains majesty above the asphalt plains.
America, America, man’s shed his waste on thee.
And hidden thine pines with billboards signs
from sea to sludge filled sea.
-Zoli Nazaari-Uebele, Orange County, CA
I wasn’t a member of this fraternity so I won’t be breaking any oaths by letting you in on it. It is a truly epic scatological chant
Cocksucker, motherfucker Eat a bag of shit!
Cunt hair douche bag suck your mother’s tit!
(name of fraternity) is the best frat
All the other’s suck
(fraternity name 2 x)
RAH RAH FUCK!!!
-DJ